Mooncalf's definitions

Octolid

A person with eight eyelids

"Steven is the only Octolid I've ever seen in my life"

by MoonCalf May 1, 2005

Bounce the calf

Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.

I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.

My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.

by Mooncalf June 10, 2015