Bounce the calf

Another way to say masturbating or jacking off.

I'm going to bounce the calf when I get home.

My girlfriend can't satisfy me so I'm going to bounce the calf.

by Mooncalf June 10, 2015

Octolid

A person with eight eyelids

"Steven is the only Octolid I've ever seen in my life"

by MoonCalf May 1, 2005