Reciprocity

Giving what you get
We had joy we had fun when you took it up the bum but the problem you see is reciprocity...
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Asspickle

A useless and weak dissipated dumbass that would be a piece of s*** if they somehow stop being such a dick
You sank my boat, lost $10,000 at the casino, and cheated on me with my Siamese twin sister. Good God you're such an asspickle!
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