Monticello-W's definitions
(Noun, plural.)
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.
Skin-colored, beige or brown panties without visible panty lines, so that you can't see them through your clothes.
- "Sweetheart, you can't go out like that! I can see your undies right through your dress."
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"
- "But mom ..."
- "We really have to get you a pair of nude panties, darling."
- "But mom, what if I *want* people to see my panty line?!"
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the nude pantiesmug. (Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...
(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.
- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the coniferophiliamug. (Noun)
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
The resentful desire of another woman's smaller breasts. The opposite of the more common and well-known boob envy, in which a woman envies another female's bigger boobs. Reverse boob envy, also known as small boobs envy, is not well known to most men, but is felt by many women to be true, since small breasts are often more practical, and not seldom just as beautiful as bigger jugs.
"Lovely picture of these two girls! Rare example of reverse boob envy. Look at that girl, envying her gorgeous flat chest."
by Monticello-W October 21, 2016
Get the reverse boob envymug. (Noun)
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
The dimensions or magnitude of a female's breasts. Because breast size is considered important in assessing someone's attractiveness, and because it is sheer impossible to measure, it is the subject of immense speculation by both heterosexual men and women themselves.
For simplicity's sake, we usually talk about bra size. Bra sizes consist of a number, indicating the length of the band, and a letter, indicating the volume of the cups. Most men don't bother about the number and just focus on the letter instead. AA stands for really small breasts, whereas D, DD, E, F, and so forth signify there's a LOT of weight on a girl's shoulders. The letters, however, are misleading, because the cup sizing moves along with band sizing. The volume of 30F boobs is actually the same as those of 34DD or 38C.
That's why practical men have moved on to more natural indicators of size. A handful is one of the most used measurements because it is both personal (your hand size) and universal (we all have hands).
An additional obstacle is the fact that you only seldom get to see someone's naked breasts, and that the true size is obscured by nifty contraptions known as bras. A good push-up bra can get a lady with A cups to show off cleavage, whereas a minimizer bra does the exact opposite for someone who has big breasts.
Another but related concept is breast shape.
Sam: "That girl's a ten in my book."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
Dimitri: "With her breast size? No way. I like a handful, and that's not even half a handful."
Sam: "Her breast size, what do you mean? I'm pretty sure those are fine B cups."
Dimitri: "Don't be fooled by that bra, Sam."
Sam: "Honestly, though. Nothing wrong with her cute lil bosom."
by Monticello-W October 20, 2016
Get the breast sizemug. Another way of writing true JB, meaning true jailbait, meaning actually younger than the legal age and not just a twenty-something who tries to look like a teen.
Awww, this one's truJB!
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the truJBmug. (Noun)
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
The state or quality of being naked in a way that does, for some reason, not arouse the spectator(s). Unarousing nudity is typically a form of casual nudity in a context that takes the sting of physical attraction out of it.
Examples include:
- Figure drawing
- Seeing particular people naked, such as your parents
- Doctor's visit
Unarousing nudity does not include not being attracted to someone naked, in whatever circumstances, on account of personal taste (gender, age, physical characteristics, ...).
"It's weird. There I was, in art class, drawing the body of a beautiful, naked, young woman a few feet away from me, and I didn't get aroused at all. Of course it was exciting. Of course I felt artistically stimulated. But not once did I get sexually aroused. Unarousing nudity is a peculiar thing. Goes to show that sexual desire is contextually-made, isn't it?"
by Monticello-W October 19, 2016
Get the unarousing nuditymug. (1) a female's upper torso with no or little curvature, having no or very small breasts;
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
(2) a female with such a chest, or more regularly, who is thought to have a flat chest, but actually just has A or B cups.
Usually meant as an insult or self-deprecating remark, but reclaimed by some as a source of pride and self-worth.
- "I can't believe Yuri's dating that flat chest from art class."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
- "Aww, shut up. First of all, she's a beaut, and second, those are definitely B cups."
by Monticello-W October 18, 2016
Get the Flat chestmug.