Definitions by Mont the 3 legged dog

Crack a crustie

To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.

The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.

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A roughly spherical droplet of semen found, jewel-like, in one's pubic hair.

The sex was so good he left her a pubic pearl as a parting gift.

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