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by Monseignore Laszlo November 6, 2020
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Get the The Koof mug.A particular variety of tool who holds or seeks positions of power just for the sake of holding power itself, frequently found in politics and corporate upper management or executive positions.
The more I hear about that guy running for Senate, the more he looks like a power tool who's only in it for status and influence.
Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.
Our new metaboss is such a power tool; I hope he keeps climbing the ladder just so we won't have to deal with him for long.
by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010
Get the power tool mug.Man, our shop's metaboss is such a seagull manager, hope he doesn't stick around long this time.
The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.
Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.
The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.
Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.
by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010
Get the metaboss mug.Unlike a confirmed bachelor who will never marry for whatever reason, an 'unconfirmed bachelor' is an older man who wants to marry and has long been seeking a female mate yet remained unsuccessful in that quest thus far.
Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Whereas being unmarried is not unusual for a man of a younger age, an unmarried man of a certain age may raise questions as to why he remains a bachelor, so calling him an 'unconfirmed bachelor' indicates he's not gay nor opposed to marriage, just unsuccessful thus far at finding a suitable mate.
Charlie Brown never talked to that Red Haired Girl and never found another that could hold a candle to her, so he grew old and died an unconfirmed bachelor.
That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
That old dude? He's not divorced; I don't think he ever married. No, he's not gay, just an unconfirmed bachelor.
by Monseignore Laszlo March 2, 2010
Get the unconfirmed bachelor mug.The negative of a "ta-da!" but with all the same self-impressed enthusiasm, for sleights of hand or mind which slyly accomplish nothing of the sort they seemed to at first -- i.e., a "ta-da!" combined with a "naaah."
From Reddit.com (7gwbw):
voltron013: From Hawaii you can see China.
7oby: but Japan is in the way?
GeoAtreides: No, Japan is hidden by earth's curvature, so he can see China. Ta-na!
voltron013: From Hawaii you can see China.
7oby: but Japan is in the way?
GeoAtreides: No, Japan is hidden by earth's curvature, so he can see China. Ta-na!
by Monseignore Laszlo December 15, 2008
Get the Ta-na! mug.UK regional slang for the pubic region, usually referring to the vulva in particular and more specifically a woman's pubic mound with untrimmed, usually dark-coloured, pubic hair -- aka bush, muff or pubes (now you know what Lemmy was really going on about in that famous Motorhead song!).
May also occasionally be used more loosely in refernce to the comparable anatomy on men as well.
May also occasionally be used more loosely in refernce to the comparable anatomy on men as well.
She whipped her knickers off and dealt me her Ace of Spades.
She's got some Ace of Spades goin' on; she don't shave or trim or nothin'!
My gal don't like my Ace of Spades, wants me to trim the shrubbery back a bit.
I wonder if Ginger Spice has a red Ace of Spades to match, or if she's just a bottle red?
She's got some Ace of Spades goin' on; she don't shave or trim or nothin'!
My gal don't like my Ace of Spades, wants me to trim the shrubbery back a bit.
I wonder if Ginger Spice has a red Ace of Spades to match, or if she's just a bottle red?
by Monseignore Laszlo August 21, 2007
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