Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Apocalyshit

The worst shit you can imagine.

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Chute Toot

When a man and woman are having anal sex and the woman farts.

Bill: She let out the smelliest chute toot.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Snee-poo-pee

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011