Definitions by Monkey Sling Poo

Apocalyshit 

The worst shit you can imagine.

Bill: I blew up on the toilet, it was an apocalyshit.

Apocalyshit by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Turd Duster 

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

Turd Duster by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Chute Toot 

When a man and woman are having anal sex and the woman farts.

Bill: She let out the smelliest chute toot.

Chute Toot by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

Snee-poo-pee 

When someone sneezes and soils their underwear with poop and pee.

Bill: There was a girl in class that snee-poo-peed and we could all see it.

Snee-poo-pee by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011