Monkey's definitions

puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"

puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch

by monkey May 22, 2004

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by monkey November 11, 2003

eeyorish

depressed

You are acting eeyorish today.

by monkey October 2, 2003

rocked

to get hit.
to be beaten without reprieve.

He bucked to the big dude and got his ass rocked.

by Monkey January 24, 2005

bounce

to leave a place

yo I'ma bounce in a few

by Monkey January 31, 2004

Scouse Flair

An individual introducing a certain northen charm into the beautiful game, almost always resulting in a right royal fuck up.

We were well on for scoring then but Tone had to twat it up with his fucking scouse flair!

by Monkey June 4, 2004

doucherette

one who portrays themselves as high in popularity and looks down upon those who aren't as "cool" as they are, a complete tool to the in-crowd, one that is not liked

That guy with the Abercrombie clothes on is a doucherette.

by Monkey January 8, 2005