Monkey's definitions

ups

to run or leave

that nigga was ups when them g's came looking for him

by Monkey January 31, 2004

berm

combination of beer and sperm, as relating to the odor of a sorority girl after a hard night's partying.

Yeah she was hot, but when she talked you could smell the berm.

by Monkey January 9, 2005

Fat Neck

Either a man that sells you pot, or the act of strangling a bitch.

If that bitch isn't there, I'm going to Fat Neck her.

by Monkey December 5, 2004

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by monkey April 21, 2005

diesel

An average player who thinks he's l337

by Monkey June 14, 2003

Shanu

To be one of great stupidity

Your the shanuest guy here

by Monkey June 19, 2003

puttana

in italian means a woman who sells her body for a little money...
sometimes just for pleasure
in english "whore" or "bitch"

puttana!=bitch!
si' peg' ke i puttan!= u r worse than a bitch!
zoccola=strappona=baldracca=bagascia=vacca=troia=mignotta=meretrice=sportiva=camminatrice=donnina=bitch

by monkey May 22, 2004