Monkey's Dad's definitions

Panarchy

In the midst of a pandemic, a country dissolving into violent chaos.

Destabilized by uncontrolled infection rates, surging unemployment, months of fear and anger, vast numbers took to the streets in incendiary protest against police violence toward blacks and America edged toward panarchy.

by Monkey's Dad June 1, 2020

virtual unreality

Disorientation when all normal human activity had been re-routed through computers.

Working from home, shopping from home, seeing other people only through skype and facetime, they felt a virtual unreality no one had predicted.

by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020

YaM

You and Me. Oneness with another soul, all that needs to be said

It was one of those moments where all separation between them seemed to have evaporated. He searched for words, could find none and simply wrote YaM

by Monkey's Dad December 7, 2022

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

Spell-Czech Republic

Where ordinary words go to be reborn.

Dictating while driving and doing her nails, her text said that she was happy with her new high bridge Toyota Penis. Could she give him a shocking lisp? If he would pick up a few ripe tornadoes and parrots she could cook his favorite vaginal soup.

He didn't even try to translate. Once again she had crossed the border into the Spell-Czech Republic.

by Monkey's Dad December 10, 2020

The Rifle Tower

America's answer to France's Eiffel Tower, our national phallus. Unlike the Eiffel, this monument to cultural pride is fluid in its location, arising in Newtown, El Paso, Parkland, Orlando, Las Vegas and who-knows-where next, making it easy for foreign tourists to get a taste of our country's zest for a liberty that shall not be infringed.

Jacques, he send me une Carte Postale from Etats Unis, photo only of guy in a cap rouge, Making America Great, holding straight up, his erection shape like AR-15, The Rifle Tower. From cold dead fingers we will take it? Non merci. Mon Dieu.

by Monkey's Dad September 9, 2019

unvirtuality

Virtual unreality. Disorientation resulting from too much screen time.

After months of virtual meetings, virtual birthday parties, virtual sex, he felt real life slipping away, drowning in unvirtuality.

by Monkey's Dad April 13, 2020