Monkey's Dad's definitions

virologic

Deductive reasoning and common sense, pertaining to a virus.

Mandating that children and teachers be sent into the classroom, at the same moment people were legally forbidden to sit inside a restaurant, was a blatant and indefensible failure of virologic.

by Monkey's Dad July 19, 2020

def-bombing

Attacking an Urban Dictionary definition with a sustained barrage of thumbs-down votes.

The definition had been selected as Word of the Day. It had earned thousands of thumbs-up votes and many fewer thumbs-down. But somebody out there was peeved. Every day they contrived to give it as many thumbs-downs as they could, usually four or five, in an act of def-bombing that only underscored the power of the definition itself.

by Monkey's Dad May 24, 2021

Sci-Psy

Psychological-Science-Fiction.

A dominant movie genre, when movies get made again, looking back at the meltdown of human life on earth in 2020.

"It's classic Sci-Psy. Totally. One guy, he's a shrink. With a gun. Alone in New York! Humans are afraid to breathe, afraid of each other, dying by the millions! A fucking game show host is stoking race war, there's nobody in charge, everyone is going insane and pretending to be ok! The one lone guy has two days to save the planet. It's called "How Does That Make You Feel?"

by Monkey's Dad July 3, 2020

hystereophonic

State-of-the-art sound quality of conservative talk radio.

She closed her eyes to get the full hystereophonic effect of Rush Limbaugh, fuming that Black Lives Matter is a 'hate symbol', that wearing masks is a liberal conspiracy to rig the election, that the very stable genius was sent by God.

by Monkey's Dad July 2, 2020

GFF

A feminine refinement of BFF, meaning GirlFriends Forever.

"Lauren and me have known each other since we were, like, little, and we are, like, GFF."

by Monkey's Dad August 22, 2021

nonline dating

Currently, the inadvisability of seeking a stranger online.

Her chronic belief that she'd discover a perfect man through the Internet was relegated, for the foreseeable future, to nonline dating.

by Monkey's Dad April 21, 2020

Don't Ask

A thought which often escapes idiots staring at a stranger struggling to walk. "What happened to you?" they say, before launching into the saga of their torn knee ligament, oblivious to the possibility that their prey has been disabled for decades and doesn't wish to answer appallingly inappropriate questions, nor needs your brilliant advice.

Don't ask, she thought. Don't fucking ask.

by Monkey's Dad April 16, 2023