The state of craziness in someone who has abandoned their guardrails, willing to give anything and everything a try in a desperate bid for attention, changing pronouns before reconstructive facial and genital surgery has started, ingesting any illicit substance in a quest for near-death - say, taking the one-chip challenge three times consecutively - risking it all for a tiktok video, claiming enlightenment and liberty by daylight, shaking with fear in the dark.
"Have you seen the person formerly known as Bob?"
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.
"You mean Countess Madge, aka Tongue-Ripper-Tony? I caught his/her/their 'Travel Guide to Swimming Sewer-Gator Canal with CC' this morning."
"Wudja think?"
"Oh, they've gone full-on experimentally ill, which'll last right up till the parents subscribe to their feed.
by Monkey's Dad September 10, 2023
Get the experimentally illmug. They kept a diary detailing their devout if kinky sects axe, confident that if it were ever discovered, no one could decipher it.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
Get the sects axemug. In the sunlight, he was walking freely among other people, everyone smiling at each other, holding hands. A woman approached him, oh my God, she was so beautiful, and she looked into his eyes and kissed him. - These were his Covivid dreams, every night, and he found them thrilling.
by Monkey's Dad April 23, 2020
Get the Covivid dreamsmug. I can't wait for you to grow up
An acronym, conveying that the affectionate sender has long ago abandoned any hope that the recipient will ever grow up.
An acronym, conveying that the affectionate sender has long ago abandoned any hope that the recipient will ever grow up.
Again, her birthday, and again... turning twelve. What could he say? With steady fingers he texted "icwfytgu", secure in their shared understanding that she would remain twelve for the coming year, and for those to follow.
by Monkey's Dad June 22, 2021
Get the icwfytgumug. A stunningly inappropriate and thoughtless question often blurted toward a handicapped person, the only proper answer to which is "Don't ask".
"What happened to you?" asked the seemingly civilized man of the woman who was struggling mightily to take each halting step. Yet she needed no reminder of how hard it was to move, or of how many years she had been in pain. She was under no obligation to answer the moronic stranger, who in any event seemed to want no answer and quickly began prattling about his skiing accident, years ago, which he believed would be fascinating to a woman with a permanent handicap, but, please... don't ask.
by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023
Get the What happened to you?mug. Awakening from a dream, the phrase "Fries with that?" kept playing in his head, like a guitar hook. It must have meant something, long ago, and perhaps it would come to him.
by Monkey's Dad April 20, 2020
Get the Fries with that?mug. Anthem for our country, our democracy, for Covid victims and victims of police brutality, all gasping for air.
"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
"Barely Breathing" was a 1996 hit song from singer-songwriter Duncan Sheik, now to be sung in protest, shouted in the streets, whispered at the bedsides of the dying.
by Monkey's Dad July 13, 2020
Get the Barely Breathingmug.