Definitions by Mojo King Bee

Fartical

One of the millions of equally smelly particals that make up a fart

As a scientest who eats alot of burritos, I get a lot of chances to analyze farticals!

Fartical by Mojo King Bee October 24, 2005

Spud Pud 

Another phrase for Crotch Potato meaning a deformed cock, one that is lumpy, short and unuseable for sexual activity.
Also a general insult for those who annoy you.

Orlando Bloom has such an evil Spud Pud, I bet the girls flee his trailer in a stampede when they find that little suprise out..

Dude! You dropped your grape juice on my bed, you fucking Spud Pud!

Spud Pud by Mojo King Bee September 6, 2005

Mojo King Bee 

The best villan in any console game, combining the style and attitude of the 70's with the graphics of today's world. Wielding a trumpet Gitaroo, he rules the forest darkness with awesome rythm and the best outfit ever seen. Period.

No one has seen the man behind the shades....

Dude, Mojo King Bee just kicked my ass once again, I guess I better concede defeat..

Mojo King Bee by Mojo King Bee July 10, 2005

Crotch Potato 

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

Crotch Potato by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005