Moi's definitions

threes

twos plus ones

we had some threes the other night, was fun!

by Moi June 19, 2003

spenny

Pronounced: speh-nee Pricey; short for "expensive."

Sure I like that place, but it's kinda spenny.

by moi October 15, 2003

guyatus

A hiatus from guys.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm kind of on guyatus.

by moi October 15, 2003

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

Breast

Booobz (booobz),Lactation Station (Hooterz),Got MiLk (Breast feed Me),SnowbaLLs (Hooetrz 2die4)

Love them Honkerz and wouLd do anything to breast feed for 17 years.

by Moi December 1, 2004

party

Any event with 5 plus people that involves Nikki. An event that doesn't involve Nikki, would definitely not be a party.

Max thinks that he's attending a party, but Nikki isn't there, so he's not actually at a party.

by Moi November 12, 2004

ding-dong

A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong!

by moi April 20, 2004