Definitions by Moi

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

Fifty-footer by moi October 15, 2003

NUMP/NUWT 

Obnoxious party-invite acronyms, as in No Ugly Men, Please/No Ugly Women, Thanks.

Hope you can make it tomorrow night. Remember, NUMP/NUWT.

NUMP/NUWT by moi October 15, 2003

tigerclaw 

offensive name for skinny homosexuals

That tigerclaw is a twat!

tigerclaw by Moi September 17, 2003

plick 

Manx slang for the word prick

want to fight like, you plick?

plick by Moi September 1, 2003

XMB 

A poorly made message board system coded in PHP. Known for being notoriously filled with security holes and inefficient coding.

XMB is so bad it makes ezBoard look like a million dollars.

XMB by moi August 24, 2003

Avril Lavinge 

a girl who butchered a really good bob dylan song

Avril Lavinge by moi July 19, 2003

threes 

twos plus ones

we had some threes the other night, was fun!

threes by Moi June 19, 2003