Jobsolence

A phenomenon caused by the unexpected shutting down of a company/industry in one economy resulting in a disappearance of jobs en masse in another economy; thus, making an entire group of people obsolete overnight... creating a reverse Slumdog Millionaire.
When a leading insurance company filed for bankruptcy in the US, it also created jobsolence for several hundred outsourced call-center workers in India.
by Mohit Hira March 02, 2009
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Go ogle

Verb; also 'Google' broken into its two logical parts, indicative of the websites a surfer goes and ogles at as a result of the search queries.
As she stared at the Google search results on 'pink underwear', I urged her to go ogle at the sites it threw up.
by Mohit Hira February 18, 2009
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mumble-jumble

Intense mumbling that some people do in a conference-call when they start discussing something at one end, oblivious of the fact that it can't be heard - or understood - by participants at the other end.
My tricky question stumped the unprepared team in the US and they went into a mumble-jumble that made absolutely no sense to us at this end.
by Mohit Hira March 09, 2009
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Digitox

A detoxification session from all digital addictions such as Facebook, Twitter, chat, email, etc. Usually self-imposed over a long weekend.
Addicted to tweeting and updating his status on Facebook, Neeraj had to commit himself to a Digitox this weekend.
by Mohit Hira May 29, 2010
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Remoteitis

A disease that afflicts children and spouses who grab the remote control of a TV set and keep changing channels at incredible speed. Symptoms are completely at variance with rheumatism or arthritis and worsen in the evening and can only be treated by permanently disabling the remote control.
Jack's wife and son have remoteitis which prevents him from seeing any channel properly on TV almost every evening.
by Mohit Hira July 12, 2011
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