Moe Beer's definitions

Norklin'

This is what blacks call "Snorkeling". Related topic Cuba Divin' Made popular by comedian Ralphie Mae.

I went norklin' wit my auntie and it messed up my weave.

by Moe Beer December 9, 2008

blooming butthole

After receiving a double serving of man gravy in the corn hole, the recipient forcefully expells spooge causing the inner asshole to become the outer asshole. Related topic: pink sock

I wanna see Juanita's blooming butthole after I do her doggy-style all night.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Cave Crotch

Cave crotch is a condition which afflicts the common whore and women who birth multiple children. Cave crotch occurs after extreme stretching of the snatch, rendering it practically useless. Related topic: panoochoplasty

After having kid #9, I was left with a bad case of cave crotch. It'll be a slip-n-slide for kid #10.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Cuba Divin'

Pronounced:(Coo-ba Die-vin) What black people call "Scuba Diving" Popularized by comedian Ralphie Mae. Related topic; Norkelin

"Hell no, you ain't gonna ketch me Cuba Divin' wit all dem sharks"

by Moe Beer August 29, 2007

Exxon Valdez Syndrome

A common occurrence in most inner city public swimming pools. Pool water may consist of a toxic cocktail of up to 1/3 oil, chicken grease, urine, feces, afro sheen, lice and lice eggs. East side swimming pools are commonly afflicted with this condition.

"That new pool on Antione and MLK opened yesterday and it already has Exxon Valdez Syndrome."

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Headless horseman

The result of someone getting their dick severed in the door of a Ford Mustang.

Watch out Jimmy! You almost shut your dick in the door and gave yourself a headless horseman!

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

panoochoplasty

Pronounced "pah-new-cho-plass-tea". A procedure used to correct cave crotch. Related topic: cave crotch

Is having sex with your woman like throwing a hot dog down a hallway? If so, your bitch needs a panoochoplasty.

by Moe Beer September 1, 2007