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killegal

The sordid underbelly of an Open Border is the occasional killegal waltzing in among the undocumented.
by Mo Dixley October 28, 2024
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Horacious

Horacious is combination of ho (slapper, skank, etc.) and voracious. Horacious is often used in a sexual context but can be used to describe other vulgar skanky ho characteristics such as tawdry attire, the ‘reverse skunk’ stripe-age shown by skanky bottle blondes, and the more abominable ho gaffes.
Chris:“Yeesh! Bro! Can you believe that! Look at the heinous skank with the outrageous sweatermeat in front of Dude’s casket! She's nonchalantly texting and holding up the line. Pretty much the most horacious thing I’ve seen this year."
by Mo Dixley August 28, 2014
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beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.
He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.
by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006
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cock patch

The 'cock patch' is a prescription cessation device worn by sluts and self-loathing homos anxious to stop or cut back on their craving for cock. The cock patch is available in five prescription dosages depending on the severity of cock addiction present and/or whether the desire to 'weinie wean' oneself is total or partial.
'Tiffany was sucking so much cock, her family and friends finally staged an Intervention and more or less brainwashed her into going on the cock patch."
by Mo Dixley August 13, 2009
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knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.
"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"
by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009
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meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.
Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.
by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004
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