beaverstick

The penis and especially an impressive penis, the beaverstick is often used in the attitude adjustment of surly women.

He was said to have wielded a mighty beaverstick in his day.

by Mo Dixley July 26, 2006

text lesbian

A 'text lesbian' is a male who poses as a lesbian in chat rooms, ostensibly for the purpose of snuggling up to chicks. The male necessarily remains in 'text' because to voice would give up the game.

I am a bit concerned about Gonzo... the bastard's losin' his balls and is becoming like a total weasel. I caught him posing as a text lesbian in Tattooed Biker Sluts yesterday.

by Mo Dixley August 05, 2005

ratjacket

Ratjacket is a reputation or 'jacket' for snitching. Once acquired, a ratjacket is typically permanent. In the office and other environments where people become well-known to each other, the ratjacket is a form of social leprosy and can lead to ostracization and worse.

Emma noticed a chilly social thermostat at the office. To her horror, Emma realized she had a ratjacket after singing to management about Jenny and Heather's time-card collusion.

by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

jugulars

spectacular, massive breasts.

My God! Check out the jugulars on the chick at the counter!

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004

knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.

"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"

by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

meating

A sexual assignation in the parlance of predatory males.

Have I fucked Heather yet? Are you kidding? I had her in for several meatings last week alone.

by Mo Dixley December 29, 2004