Face Flu

when a man puts his balls on the girls eye balls and puts his penis over her nose and cums...it looks like she sneezed all over herself.

dude, the girl i fucked last night looked like she had the face flu when i was done with her.

by mm February 21, 2003

moxin

The act of halting the flow of effluence from the rear orifice using the fifth digit of the dominant hand.

"I almost had to pull a Moxin, but made it to the bathroom in time"

by MM April 16, 2004

Helbard

A substitution for the word "Hell".

What the helbard are you doing!?

by MM December 04, 2003

chodemof

a mother fucker with a chode, aka a queer

robjob

by mm May 10, 2003

mushroom tip

the tip of a dick dip shitz.

the thing at the top of ur penis that a girl licks.

by MM February 13, 2004