This one's for the ladies!
Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016
The feeling one gets when their asshole is stretched to excess by what is passing through it, either on the way out, or the way in. Characterized by a change in the walking motion of the sufferer, constant digging or checking in the ass, or if seated on a park bench or open car trunk, the actual anus hanging out
CANDY: You ok, Cindy? You look like you're in pain...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...
DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...
CINDY: I ate a lot of popcorn when we saw CLASH OF THE TITANS and got constipated, so I just unleashed the Kraken and now I have a bronc-anus...
DAMON: Mike, stop sitting on the trunk latch of your car. Your Bronc-Anus is hanging out. You have a lot of buttsex or something?
MIKE: In prison such decisions aren't always yours to make...
by Mjolnir12982 April 18, 2010
1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.
2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!
2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!
Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...
by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018
A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.
I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...
by Mjolnir12982 April 03, 2017
Gay Privelege occurs among groups that historically promote themselves as marginalized, using perceived victimhood as an excuse to promote ridiculous bullshit like white privelege, gender nonconformity, and the Russian Collusion Narrative, with near impunity. Utilizing Identity Politics as a means to disregard an argument outright instead of actively participating in dialogue, those who weaponize their Gay Privelege have furthered false narratives ranging from Global Warming, to Antifa as a non-terrorist group, to the Epstein "Suicide" through self-martyrdom as a discouragement of response, particularly when a camera is present.
Check your privelege, Boomer!
Check your Gay Privelege, Faggot!
*Faggot lops his dick off and kills himself*
Check your Gay Privelege, Faggot!
*Faggot lops his dick off and kills himself*
by Mjolnir12982 November 11, 2019