Mjolnir12982's definitions

Rigid Shit Sticks

Rigid Shit Sticks:

1) when you are deadleg shit shuffling to the toilet and feel your bowels starting to leak through your asshole, you stand a locking all joints in both legs, waiting for that Mondo dook the bubble is way backed up into your lower intestines until you get to the toilet

2) natural reaction of luberal dimocunt letfist assholes whenever they piss and moan about inconsequential bullshit like gun control, only to be rebuked by facts and logic from Trump supporters, and having no natural logical counter argument they revert to playing the race card, only realize that they played that fucking violin solo for so long it's now in the public domain!

I love watching all the letfist, luberal, dimocunt Rigid Shit Sticks that occur when they get called out on their bullshit

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

Penis Inbetweenus

1) Aggressive punitive Act of sneaking into your own home, catching someone else fucking your wife/girlfriend, popping a Viagra, slamming a bottle of Jack Daniels, and then forcibly sodomizing him up the ass while he is still inside your lady. That man becomes the Penis Inbetweenus.

2) Urban dictionary editors who reject your submitted definitions!

Does Urban Dictionary editor's who reject definitions, creating rift between author and audience, can be a real Penis Inbetweenus...

by Mjolnir12982 February 28, 2018

Himalayan Pinstripe

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.

Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

by Mjolnir12982 June 15, 2016

Danger Yank

To properly perform the danger yank, one must pop a cialis/adderol combo, watch a Golden girls rerun at full volume, get into a wallsquat position without any pants on, and jerk it with a two-finger-overhead-away-from-the-brain quick stroke, attempting to climax before knees lock or your significant other enters the room...

If there was an awkward breakup conversation to be had before this point, you've just bypassed it... Congratulation Jism.

Tommy packed his car the night before Liz caught him mid Danger Yank. She wasn't even finished dialing her mom for tearful advice before he had the Datsun in gear, driving away from her bullshit. Glorious.

by Mjolnir12982 January 14, 2017

Scoutmaster's Handshake

Based upon the introductory social practice of gripping another's phallus in an overhand fashion, and providing an unrequested and unsanitary, yet meaty, sweaty, and oddly satisfying handjob, engaged in by boy scout masters to their pledges once their parents' minivans get lost on the horizon. May also be accompanied by a frigid and unsolicited finger in the anus or a halitosis-laden and toothy rimjob. Because hey, Traps are gay, but a mouth is a mouthand 20 bucks is twenty bucks.

Look man I have a buyer lined up for the drugs! You gonna tell me where they are? Or you wanna give me the ol' Scoutmaster's Handshake all day!?!

by Mjolnir12982 October 30, 2018