Double Whammy

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.
Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!
by Mitch Donato March 06, 2010
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Lazy Carwash

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.
We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.
by Mitch Donato December 08, 2009
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