Definitions by Mitch Donato

Double Whammy 

After your through taking a shit, you decide to masturbate.

Hell, my pants are already down, mind as well pull a Double Whammy!

Double Whammy by Mitch Donato March 6, 2010

Lazy Carwash

When someone takes a dumb and jumps in the shower without wiping their bum.

We ran out of toilet paper, So I was forced to take a lazy carwash.

Lazy Carwash by Mitch Donato December 8, 2009