capitalism

An economic system best suited to match mans personality and behavior. Capitalism is characterized by private ownership, and little or no government interfeirence in the marketplace. This is a great system if the government doesn't get involved. Capitalism is responsible for the high status of life ALL Americans enjoy on a daily basis.

A person wants money , so he makes a product and sells it. The person who buys that product gets that money from wages earned making other products, and so goes the cycle.

by mitch November 23, 2004

vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 06, 2005

Voorah

From the lingo of the nuff boursters in the town of Thournton, Someone with the name Peter can aquire the name Voorah.

Hey Voorah whats happening....yer Voorah neece.

by Mitch November 14, 2004

wanglicker

an individual who applys his tongue to a penis

oh shutup adam you wanglicker

by mitch May 13, 2005

mitch hedberg

Funniest man, no longer alive.

So, I sit at the hotel at night and I think of something that's funny. Or, If the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of wasn't funny

by Mitch March 31, 2005

Sky High

A drug that causes illusions and The craveing for fast food.

Wow.I tried some of that sky high and i found myself passed out in the womans bathroom.

by Mitch October 05, 2002

Hubbub

A commotion, generally from a large group of people.

A large crowd of people are talking about a topic, but the noise sounds incoherent.
"What's all the hubbub about?"

by Mitch May 31, 2004