Definitions by Mister Ignorant

Loo 

007 upside down.

Rumour has it that the replacement of Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond film will be a toilet seat.

Loo by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

the meaning of life

The meaning of life is Doughnuts.

Yes, doughnuts. 'Nuff said.

the meaning of life by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

commando 

Best Arnie movie ... EVER

Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.

commando by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

Bohemian Rhapsody 

Greatness. Pure greatness.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go.
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go.
(Let me go.) Will not let you go. (Let me go.) Ah.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Oh mama mia, mama mia.) Mama mia, let me go.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me.

Bohemian Rhapsody by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

mcdonalds 

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

mcdonalds by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

edna krabappoly 

The Edna Krabapple version of Monopoly, known to go after Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly and Galip-olopoly

Still doesn't beat normal Monopoly though

edna krabappoly by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

dawn of the dead 

March 14th 2004.

The Undertaker's return to the darkside.

Rest in peace.

dawn of the dead by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004