Mister Ignorant's definitions

Loo

007 upside down.

Rumour has it that the replacement of Pierce Brosnan in the next Bond film will be a toilet seat.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004

Crocodile Hunter

See Steve Irwin

Crikey! I'm Australian of the Year!

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

hungry hungry hippos

See Triple H

HHH no longer stands for Hunter Hearst Helmsley, it stands for Hungry Hungry Hippos because he needs more people to suck the heat out of.

by Mister Ignorant March 25, 2004

Kevin Bacon

Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham

OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

weird al

True awesomeness.

Listen to Albuquerque by Weird Al, that's a 10 minute classic.

by Mister Ignorant June 30, 2004

mcdonalds

The home of trash-eaters.

The CEO of McDonald's recently died of a heart attack? Don't you find that coincidental?

Plus Justin Timberlake should die for giving McDonald's that crap catchprase.

Do do do do doooooooooo ... I'm lovin it!

*dies of a heart attack*

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

scroll lock

Quite handy tool for Microsoft Excel. Basically if you have that thing on, you can scroll around the spreadsheet without having to move the selection on a cell.

There! See! Scroll Lock has a use!

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004