Mister Ignorant's definitions

Urs Meier

The referee that screwed England out of their rightful place in a football tournament.

It should have been England 2 - 1 Portugal had it not been for Urs Meier.

by Mister Ignorant June 25, 2004

eurovision

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose
- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning
- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

by Mister Ignorant May 17, 2004

Handsome Pete

A lookalike of Krusty the Klown

"Who's this?"
*part blown Krusty balloon*
"Arr! That be Handsome Pete!"

by Mister Ignorant May 14, 2004

jumanji

What to say when a herd of rhinos come chasing towards you.

"I know what to do ... JUMANJI!"
*rhinos still chase you*
"Run!"

by Mister Ignorant May 13, 2004

worst bands ever

Busted and/or McFly

I may not be the biggest punk rock fan but seriously, they ruin that industry.

by Mister Ignorant June 24, 2004

edna krabappoly

The Edna Krabapple version of Monopoly, known to go after Star Wars Monopoly, Rasta-Mon-Opoly and Galip-olopoly

Still doesn't beat normal Monopoly though

by Mister Ignorant April 22, 2004

commando

Best Arnie movie ... EVER

Come on! You gotta like the part where he just causes mass extinction on a whole island only getting a few scratches.

by Mister Ignorant April 23, 2004