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Gimdah

A simple expression of general satisfaction in Orc language (or Orcish) which is often used by Orc children. It is especially common in the Caribbean dialect of Orcish.
Orc parent takes Orc child outside the Orc cave into the great outdoors for the first time.

Orc child: GIMDAH!
Orc parents: How charming, our little orcling has screeched its first word.

This is followed by much guttural sounds and grunting among Orc relatives when news of new word uttered by Orc child is conveyed.
by Mister Crapaud February 1, 2026
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Inbox distress syndrome

When opening your email inbox causes you distress because of the volume of new tasks awaiting you
Co-worker: Why are you crying?
Me: I just came back from vacay and I'm about to check my email but I lost control of my bodily functions because of the fear of what I'm about to unleash.
Co-worker: Yep, thats called Inbox distress syndrome. I get it too.
by Mister Crapaud March 6, 2024
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Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.
Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.
by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024
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Gut lag

When you travel to a very different time zone and your other bodily functions havent caught up to your new sleep-wake routine.
Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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