Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse

“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”

by MissBlob May 07, 2018

Peellying

When you’re being tortured and the skin of your willy is being peeled off.

“He was tortured and they tried to make him talk by peellying him to find out more about the missing person”

“He tortured him by peellying him because he stole his chocolate”

by MissBlob September 02, 2019

Bloody Slushy

When a girl collects blood from her period in a cup and then freezes it, later followed by taking the frozen blood out and blending it into a slushy mixture to drink it.

“I looked in my girlfriends freezer and found a Bloody Slushy”

“I saw my mum drink a Bloody Slushy and it turned me on”

“My friend wanted to try my Bloody Slushy so I said I’d give her some next month”

by MissBlob June 05, 2018

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018

Eating Curm

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.

“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting”

by MissBlob June 11, 2018

Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

Droobs

Saggy Boobs

“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”

“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”

by MissBlob March 10, 2021