MissBlob's definitions

Eating Curm

When someone farts cum out of their arse after anal sex and the other person eats it straight from their arsehole.

“She said she’d only try anal if I agreed to eating curm from her arse after. It was disgusting”

by MissBlob June 11, 2018

Droobs

Saggy Boobs

“Her droobs were so saggy that Ricky has to sit on the floor to suck them”

“I’ve never seen droobs that big before, they touched the ground while she was sucking me off”

by MissBlob March 10, 2021

Shit Risk

When you take laxatives and take the Shit Risk by challenging yourself to hold it in whilst getting fucked in the arse

“I took loads of laxatives last night to try the Shit Risk but failed to hold it in and shat all over his dick.”

by MissBlob September 2, 2019

Boulder Block

When a man is giving anal but can’t get his whole dick in because a shit is blocking it from going any deeper.

“Her arse was boulder blocked last night so I couldn’t fuck it properly until she had a good shit and cleaned herself up”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Spuck

Shit that gets on the penis when fucking someone’s arse

“We tried anal last night but a load of spuck came out so we stopped cause it made me feel sick.”

“I had spuck on my dick and I made her lick it off”

by MissBlob May 7, 2018

Chap Cheddar

Smegma, dick cheese

“When Ricky took his trousers off there was an awful smell, and as he pulled back his foreskin I saw loads of chap cheddar”

“Ricky’s chap cheddar was revolting, but I licked it clean for him before we fucked”

“I threw up on Ricky’s dick after tasting chap cheddar when giving Ricky a blowjob. Last nights sprouts made it taste better”

by MissBlob May 10, 2021

Flub

Felling like a fat ugly lump.

Often used when self conscious and naked in the bedroom.

“She was having a Flub day and was too self conscious to have sex”

by MissBlob February 18, 2018