Miss Mona's definitions

3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.

My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.

by Miss Mona November 7, 2025

crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink

She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

smoked sanchez

When someone comes back in from a cigarette break and runs their stanky cigarette fingers under someone's nose

She came in from her smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez.

by Miss Mona June 13, 2024

smoked sanchez

After smoking a cigarette the smoker runs their finger across someone's upper lip. They get a wiff of stale stinky cigarette smoke residual

After her cigarette break she walked back into the bar and gave her friend a smoked sanchez

by Miss Mona June 26, 2024

smoked sanchez

When you run your cigarette smoking fingers under the nose of your bestie

She took her cigarette break and then came in and gave him a smoked sanchez.

by Miss Mona May 9, 2024