Miss Mona's definitions

3 can kalil

A dick so big it caused Russia to touch Alaska.

My 3 can kalil put her in the emergency room.

by Miss Mona November 7, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. A Reverse minivan

That bitch's ass is so tight! I had to give her a crew cab ranger instead

by Miss Mona February 22, 2025

crew cab ranger

5 in the pink 2 in the stink. Reverse minivan

That bitch ass so tight!I had to crew cab ranger her ! Let's fist fuck this bitch

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

crew cab ranger

The opposite of a minivan: 5 in the pink 2 in the stink

She couldn't handle a minivan so she switched it to a crew cab ranger so she could could take it all!

by Miss Mona February 21, 2025

smoked sanchez

After smoking a cigarette the smoker runs their finger across someone's upper lip. They get a wiff of stale stinky cigarette smoke residual

After her cigarette break she walked back into the bar and gave her friend a smoked sanchez

by Miss Mona June 26, 2024

smoked sanchez

When someone comes back in from a cigarette break and runs their stanky cigarette fingers under someone's nose

She came in from her smoke break and gave her friend a smoked sanchez.

by Miss Mona June 13, 2024

smoked sanchez

When a cigarette smoker swipes their stinky smoking fingers under someone else's nose.

She came in from her smoke break and gave her bestie a smoked sanchez

by Miss Mona May 22, 2024