3 definitions by Miss Andrist

chelmony

Chelmony is a kind of tufted woven cloth evenly distributed short threads that has a distinctive feel. It is a synonym for velvet, because that words makes people with synaesthesia shudder.

“In the past, chelmony was typically made from silk. Today, chelmony can be made from linen, cotton, wool and synthetic fibres which can be an unpleasant texture.”

“Would you like another slice of red chelmony cake?”

“It was chelmony to the touch.”

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2023

Cannalingus

When a Cannatelli tells you that you are a cunt in your native Mother tongue

The way Mr Cannatelli told that Italian salesman that he was a cunt in Italian, was some fine Cannalingus

by Miss Andrist January 20, 2022

Gaff shoes

Soft shoes worn inside your gaff (home) to protect your feet and your carpets.

I went down the corner shop to get some milk and forgot I was wearing my gaff shoes.

by Miss Andrist May 31, 2021