Minges and all!'s definitions

VAT free

A guy who shoots blanks

You wont get pregnant baby, I'm VAT free!

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Klingons

Shit that just wont wipe away.

My ass is full of Klingons

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

Cock Knocker

This happens during a threesome (2m&1F).
If one guy is up the ass and the other is up her flange. Both guys can feel there cocks knocking against each other.
This also can apply if the 'double A/double V' method is being used!

Jane could feel them both inside her, they were a couple of cock knockers.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

port to port

A male who doesnt care who or where he puts his penis so long as he gets off.

Sailors are dirty beggers they put around port to port.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

sausage jockey

a person of either gender who likes a lotta dick.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

chewing gum

This refers to a girl with a large labia

Dick sucked on Janes chewing gum.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003

toe cheese

The smelly crud that gathers around your toes.

by Minges and all! April 15, 2003