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French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!
by Minecraft1238 March 22, 2019
Get the ton pénis est petit mug.Mom: Come on! Get your lazy-ass off that chair and clean your room!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!
by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019
Get the fortnite addict mug.A stupid-ass fucking trend created by a YouTuber called PhillpSoloTv that many other stupid idiots tried to copy. Basically, in these YouTube videos, people go on Yelp to find their worst reviewed restaurant and read the reviews of that restaurant. Then, they actually go to that restaurant, and when they get there, they usually don’t film the outside of the restaurant because they “don’t want to give away the location or the name of the restaurant”. So they don’t film the outside of the restaurant for some odd fucking reason. Anyways, when they get inside the restaurant they order their food and when they eat their food, they claim that they found something in their food (like a hair or something) But it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves just to get views. One video I watched someone found a cockroach in their food but it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves. Some videos I watched they make us think the food is from the actual restaurant and they eat the food somewhere else (like a park or their house) but really, they made the food themselves. This shows how fucking stupid Youtubers can be.
by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019
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Get the NatalieFlowers mug.A dead mall located in Rochester, New York, an old abandoned building that’s just sitting there, rotting away.
Originally opened in 1990, as Irondequoit Mall, the mall was a convenient location for hot women to go into Victoria’s Secret to buy some sexy lingerie. The mall started to go downhill in 2000 due to rumors of crime in the area. In 2005, the mall’s name was changed to Medley Centre which at the time, the mall was 80% vacant.
In 2009, the mall shut its doors to customers, which left shoppers sad and miserable, people who loved this mall cried like little babies on their beds all day.
Originally opened in 1990, as Irondequoit Mall, the mall was a convenient location for hot women to go into Victoria’s Secret to buy some sexy lingerie. The mall started to go downhill in 2000 due to rumors of crime in the area. In 2005, the mall’s name was changed to Medley Centre which at the time, the mall was 80% vacant.
In 2009, the mall shut its doors to customers, which left shoppers sad and miserable, people who loved this mall cried like little babies on their beds all day.
by Minecraft1238 September 30, 2018
Get the Medley Centre mug.It’s the opposite of the word “pee pee” a word to describe one’s penis or vagina. Poop Poop is used to describe someone’s ass.
by Minecraft1238 January 12, 2019
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