Minecraft1238's definitions

Meat package

Slang term for a penis.

He beated his little meat package until jizz came out of it.

by Minecraft1238 January 15, 2019

Little Meat

A small penis.

My little meat is ejaculating so much cum that I feel dizzy.

by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019

SYAU

Shut yo ass up!

Dude, SYAU before I get the belt and slap your ass with it!

by Minecraft1238 February 2, 2019

ton pénis est petit

French for “Your Penis Is Small”

French: ton pénis est petit! J'ai besoin d'un microscope pour le voir!
English: Your penis is small! I need a micrscope in order to see it!

by Minecraft1238 March 22, 2019

fortnite addict

Someone who is very addicted to fortnite.

Mom: Come on! Get your lazy-ass off that chair and clean your room!
Child: Leave me alone mom, I’ll clean my room later.
Mom: YOU ARE A FUCKING FORTNITE ADDICT!

by Minecraft1238 January 31, 2019

Government Shutdown

What the United States is currently in right now. The longest U.S government shutdown shutdown in history. Caused by Donald Trump not having funding for his stupid wall, because Democrats won’t approve funding for the wall.

Man this fucking government shutdown is starting to piss me off right now!

by Minecraft1238 January 17, 2019

teeny weenie

A very small penis.

You saw him? He’s got a teeny weenie!

by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019