Definitions by Mindy B.

Titty Ditty 

1. Noun. The song to which a stripper chooses to dance to.

"Star always dances to this song! It's her favorite titty ditty."

Titty Ditty by Mindy B. April 30, 2008

Tampon Jockey 

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

Tampon Jockey by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.

"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"

Dick ditched by Mindy B. April 24, 2008

Fatty Caddie 

The guy in a group of friends designated to take home the fat chick if it means his buddies will score.

"this chick is hot dude. You're the fatty caddie tonight. Take one for the team bro!"

Fatty Caddie by Mindy B. April 21, 2008

Thunder Vamp 

1.One who steals the thunder of others for reasons of inadequacies and the sheer addiction of being in the spotlight.
2.Being mistaken for doing a good deed and taking credit for it even though you know it wasn't you.

"That's my shit, you're such a thunder vamp!"

Thunder Vamp by Mindy B. November 3, 2007

Bitch Rich 

Refering to a male who dates older women that are less attractive than him because she has money. This person is usually a player who wears expensive clothes,jewlery,etc.,drives a fancy car, and always seems too have a wad of cash at the bar to buy drinks,thus making him appear that he has money too.
He is often caught bragging about his car (that he doesn't own),And getting cheap lip gloss on his expensive shirt
(that he didn't buy).

"Brad must have a good job, he's alway's got money!"
"Girl, Brad doesn't have money, he's Bitch Rich."

Bitch Rich by Mindy B. November 2, 2007