Miles the Magnificent's definitions

Blaze Bulking

The act of smoking marijuana to allow you to eat at a caloric surplus.

I got in 4 chicken breasts, two cheeseburgers AND a gallon of diet coke yesterday. Gotta love blaze bulking.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

4th Period

The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.

4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Travel Channel

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.

Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.

by Miles the Magnificent August 6, 2010

Twisted Tea

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.

by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010

College Millionaire

Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.

College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!

Carpenter: ...Okay.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010