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That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010
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Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
by Miles the Magnificent August 6, 2010
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College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!
Carpenter: ...Okay.
Carpenter: ...Okay.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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