OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.

Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

College

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

by Miles the Magnificent August 31, 2010

Whorrent

An individual who downloads a mass amount of media they'll never look at because it's free to them through torrents.

What's up with all these flash drives?
Oh, those are my roommate's, she's a total whorrent.

by Miles the Magnificent November 05, 2010

Pontil

The mark on a (generally) pre-1860's bottle that signifies it was blown using a pontil rod.

Look at that jagged pontil, they don't make 'em like that anymore.

by Miles the Magnificent October 20, 2010

Twisted Tea

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.

by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010