Twisted Tea

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.
Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.
by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010
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College Millionaire

Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.
College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!

Carpenter: ...Okay.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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BMW

"I was looking for a girl to ride but there's nothing but BMW's
by Miles the Magnificent November 02, 2011
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4th Period

The parallel universe between lunch and dismissal which seems to slow time down to a fraction of its actual speed.
4th period is like the twilight zone. By the time I got dismissed I ran all the way home in sheer terror.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.
Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?
by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010
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