Miles the Magnificent's definitions
The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.
by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

by Miles the Magnificent November 2, 2011

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.
by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.
Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.
by Miles the Magnificent August 6, 2010

Someone who believes getting a degree is the only and best way to make lots of money. General characteristics include listening to your local top 40 radio station, liking Jim Carrey and following the crowd.
College Millionaire: Haha, smelly carpenter; once I graduate I'll be making 300K a year as my base salary with 401k, dental and 10% annual raises!
Carpenter: ...Okay.
Carpenter: ...Okay.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
