Definitions by Miles the Magnificent

College 

The new high school.

After I get out of college maybe I'll go for some higher education like my doctorate.

College by Miles the Magnificent August 30, 2010

Clubmaster

A vintage style sunglass by Ray Ban that is the equivalent of the Wayfarer dressing up for the Baton Rogue. This style is seeing a rise in popularity as the Wayfarer has hit popularity with middle American high school students and thus falls out of the range of hipsters and celebrities alike.

Grandpa, are those the Clubmasters?
Whaaa?

Clubmaster by Miles the Magnificent August 13, 2010

Travel Channel 

A television channel launched in in 1987 that focuses on cool places to visit around the world without you actually having to go there. The channel is following the route of other specialty channels putting out more and more loosely related programming, but it has some good shows.

Dude, this guy ate seven pounds of fish last night on TV.
What, on the food network?
Nah dude, travel channel.

Travel Channel by Miles the Magnificent August 6, 2010

Smirnoff Ache

The stomachache you get from drinking Smirnoff Ice too quickly. Scientists believe it is due to the high sugar content of the beverage.

You just got iced bro!
Not now, I'm fighting a massive smirnoff ache

Smirnoff Ache by Miles the Magnificent July 31, 2010

Twisted Tea 

The official beverage of summer outings and high school parties. Often drank by girls and inexperienced drinkers due to its low alcohol content but not shunned by males like Smirnoff Ice.

Molly got hammered off 4 twisted teas last night, I got a buzz.

Twisted Tea by Miles the Magnificent July 30, 2010