Definitions by Miles Behind the Sun

Ikeyless 

When you don't have the freaking tool to put together your futon.

I forgot all my tools for the furniture. Now I'm Ikeyless in my new apartment.

Ikeyless by Miles Behind the Sun December 23, 2021

Fukump 

1.) (noun) -
A moment of democratic complacency, ending western civilization.

"The election concluded in a colossal fukump."

Fukump by Miles Behind the Sun November 5, 2021