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Mildred Beeverhausen's definitions

Cutecumbering

1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.
Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.
by Mildred Beeverhausen June 12, 2009
mugGet the Cutecumberingmug.

cocknana

1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis
Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.
by Mildred Beeverhausen June 15, 2009
mugGet the cocknanamug.

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