1. The art of choosing an appropriate cucumber for masturbation from the fruit shop or grocery store.
Brad: What are you doing today?
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.
Katrina: I'm off for a wax and then going cutecumbering.
Brad: Sweet. Have fun and bring some home for me.
by Mildred Beeverhausen June 12, 2009
1. When you get up in the middle of the night to eat a bannana but instead find yourself face to face with a penis
Girl: Hey how was your night?
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.
Boy: It was good until I got up for a midnight snack and found myself in cocknana.
by Mildred Beeverhausen June 14, 2009