Having any sexual activity on the roof of a building inadvertently in view of Pan, Tilt, Zoom security cameras monitored by Marine Security Guards at a US Embassy.
Ben - Did you watch the video of Brett and that WSJ reporter going at it on the roof last night?
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!
Harold - No Dude! Holy Shit! Where is it? I gotta see that!
Ben - Sorry Bro, that “Roof-topper” is being archived in the vault never to be seen again!
Harold - You suck!
by Mil3druid4 April 01, 2021
Get the Roof-Toppermug. From the root Torta, chronic symptoms of yearning for hot cheetos, tube tops, Edgars and Nissan Altimas. Not all Latinas are Tortas, but all Tortas are Latina. Those afflicted with Tortitis are all Latinas.
That Torta has a bad case of Tortitis. She just crashed her Altima spilling hot cheetos everywhere trying to get away from a couple of cholos who called her a boquito.
by Mil3druid4 July 31, 2025
Get the Tortitismug.