Mikool77's definitions

POOMOONIE

This is the act of pulling a Moonie with Poo around your bumhole for all to see and smell.

POOMOONIE

POOMOONIE You pull you pants down to initiate the Moonie and have shit around you arse from last night session.

by Mikool77 March 6, 2023

Jizzyjector

Whilst in the passenger seat of a convertible car. knock one out and let the Jizz fly away.

Jizzyjector: I was driving the convertible Mercedes and a mate rubbed himself away and the Jizz flew out of the roof into the car behind.

by Mikool77 March 21, 2022

PISS POP

PISS POP IS WHERE YOU FART AND PISS AT THE SAME TIME

James this morning whilst taking his morning wee also farted. He thought to himself i have pissed and done a windy pop at the same time Piss Pop!

by Mikool77 July 27, 2023

POO QUEUE

A Poo Queue is where a solid poo blocker is wedged in your colon and you cannot pass it out.

The poo then forms behind the blocker and causes a poo queue.

James was slightly constipated by a solid bit of poo (The blocker) and this has caused a poo queue for a week.

by Mikool77 July 13, 2023

Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

ERECTION EJECTION

ERECTION EJECTION! This is when you pee with an erection.

James woke up with a massive stiffy and needed a wee. He went to the toilet and performed Erection Ejection whilst taking aim with his big object!

by Mikool77 July 17, 2023

TOING AND FROING

TOING AND FROING, IS WHERE YOU WOULD FREEZE A POO AND INSERT INTO YOUR BOTTOM AND THEN PUSHING IT OUT INTO ANOTHER BUM HOLE AND THEN BACK AGAIN UNTIL IT MELTS

James had a frozen poo in the freezer. James invited Patric over for some toing and froing of the frozen poo. It was very messy towards the end when it melted.

by Mikool77 July 19, 2023