mu

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

by Mike the Ekim December 24, 2005

William Shakespeare

A guy that makes absolutely no sense, but is cool anyway.

William Shakespeare is the man even though I have no clue what the hell he's saying!

by Mike the Ekim May 08, 2005

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

by Mike the Ekim June 07, 2005

Barney

a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

by Mike the Ekim April 02, 2006

music theory

A class that explains the structure of music. You'll learn the difference between an A-sharp and a B-flat. Later you get into the rules of writing counterpoints and four-part harmonies, which are useless unless you write classical music, but are still good to know.

Music theory is the first music class I had to take in which I actually had to THINK.

by Mike the Ekim March 25, 2006

know

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

by Mike the Ekim February 01, 2006

gullible

easily deceived, believing the stupidest of things

Look! Gullible's written on the celing!

by Mike the Ekim May 02, 2006