Definitions by Mike the Ekim

The Reason 

A song that was good until it got overplayed.

"All right, The Reason is on, I love this song!"

2 days later: "Oh shit, not The Reason again!"

The Reason by Mike the Ekim April 9, 2006

reject 

when the girl you love with all your heart has no feelings for you at all.

I knew Tina was gonna reject me, but I asked her out anyway. And of course she rejected me and now I feel like shit.

reject by Mike the Ekim April 8, 2006

pedal steel guitar 

An awesome instrument that nobody knows how to play.

I wish I could play a pedal steel guitar.

pedal steel guitar by Mike the Ekim January 13, 2006

daughter 

One of two things created by having sex without a condom or other form of birth control. The other is a son.

From Family Guy (after Meg got a makeover):

Lois: Peter, take a look at your daughter!
Peter: Oh, my God, Lois, I'm sorry! I-It was 20 years ago, I'd never even heard the word "rubber."

daughter by Mike the Ekim January 2, 2006

mu 

a Greek letter used in physics to represent a frictional constant of a surface.

For this surface, mu k equals .3825

Beware of physics cows, they go "muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

mu by Mike the Ekim December 28, 2005

submarine 

long, hard, and full of seamen

We all live in a yellow submarine.

submarine by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

sleep 

Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.

Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.

sleep by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005