Definitions by Mike the Ekim

piano

An instrument that never stays in tune.

Damnit, my piano's out of tune again!

piano by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005

last name 

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Cher and Madonna don't have one, and the Pope has one but doesn't use it.

Everyone always spells my last name wrong.

last name by Mike the Ekim October 9, 2005

The Mile 

An "activity" used by gym teachers to make the phyiscally weak suffer from severe shortage of breath and often collapse.

Last time we did the mile in gym I almost died because I was so short of breath and they kept forcing me to run.

The Mile by Mike the Ekim September 26, 2005

dramatic irony 

When the audience of a TV show, play, etc. knows something a character doesn't. Popularized by William Shakespeare, and used extenseively in the TV series South Park

In this one episode of South Park, Cartman thinks he's dead because nobody is talking to him, but we know it's because they've decided to completely ignore him.

dramatic irony by Mike the Ekim September 20, 2005

get laid 

the first thing an egg does

"How do you expect me to get hard so fast?" the egg asked the boiling water. "I just got laid a minute ago."

get laid by Mike the Ekim July 19, 2005

liefje 

someone who kills someone else's dignity

Val's such a fucking liefje. She killed my dignity.

liefje by Mike the Ekim June 2, 2005

trollop 

A promiscuous, preferably female horse

All the men on the local minor league baseball team think the trollop they saw is extremely sexy for a horse.

trollop by Mike the Ekim May 19, 2005