Definitions by Mike alonso

shoot the rooster 

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

shoot the rooster by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

BTB "Bite the butt" 

when you are about to have sex with a female, flip her over and lightly bite the bare butt. they love it, its a fact

girls love it when you BTB "bite the butt"

BTB "Bite the butt" by Mike alonso July 17, 2018

assletic 

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

assletic by Mike alonso March 8, 2017

fat girl nice 

An attractive women who is unnecessarily nice given how hot she is.

that girl is like a 9 but she brings me lunch every day. shes like fat girl nice.

fat girl nice by Mike alonso August 27, 2016

revalent

When a situation turns out better than you anticipated originally.

Last night was actually revalent.

revalent by Mike alonso April 12, 2016