Mike alonso's definitions

BTB "Bite the butt"

when you are about to have sex with a female, flip her over and lightly bite the bare butt. they love it, its a fact

girls love it when you BTB "bite the butt"

by Mike alonso July 17, 2018

shoot the rooster

another way of saying "get er done"

I'm dying to go out drinking. buddy I'm gonna shoot the rooster tonight!

by Mike alonso January 10, 2019

revalent

When a situation turns out better than you anticipated originally.

Last night was actually revalent.

by Mike alonso April 12, 2016

fat girl nice

An attractive women who is unnecessarily nice given how hot she is.

that girl is like a 9 but she brings me lunch every day. shes like fat girl nice.

by Mike alonso August 27, 2016

assletic

when a girl has a surprising big butt and is still athletic.

that athletic girls butt is huge. she is assletic

by Mike alonso March 8, 2017