Definitions by Mike The LCB

Friendship Gas Tank 

The metaphorical container that holds all the liberties in a friendship. Occasionally needs refilling to keep the friendship in a proper give-take equilibrium. Can be refilled by one friend giving the other friend food, alcohol, sexual favors, money, rides, or even filling their actual gas tank.

Molly: "Mike, can you drive me around to do some errands today?"

Mike: "It's been a while since you filled up the friendship gas tank..."

Molly: "What if I buy you Taco Bell?"

Mike: "Deal"

Friendship Gas Tank by Mike the LCB August 3, 2012

Poon Bandit 

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

Poon Bandit by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

JFZ 

Judgement Free Zone

In honesty, I am a belieber. I only say this in the JFZ, otherwise you guys would troll me bad.

JFZ by Mike the LCB October 4, 2011

JMF 

Judgemental Mother Fucker

That girl is such a JMF, coming into our house and constantly complaining that our place isn't how she wants it.

JMF by Mike the LCB October 3, 2011

Secondhand Dicktasting 

The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick

Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"

Mike: "Yeah, why?"

Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"

Secondhand Dicktasting by Mike The LCB April 23, 2011