Mike Scott, regional manager's definitions

flatter patty

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019