Definitions by Mike Scott, regional manager

cephalophelia

When one has sexual relations with a member of the cephalopodus family.

My father has committed cephalophelia, after being caught having sex with an octopus

cephalophelia by Mike Scott, regional manager October 14, 2019

flatter patty 

A term used for a short, but large in diameter penis.

My boyfriends penis is a real flatter patty

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

flatter patty 

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

flatter patty by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019