Definitions by Mike Oxsmall

Claudios 

Claudios is a very handsome man, very charming and clean, looks very groomed most of the time. Claudios is a very big introvert, he will mostly stick to his video games but when put into social situations, he’s very polite, and will never disrespect a woman. Claudios plays sports but isn’t very good at them...like...at all.

Claudios looks tall and handsome today.

WOW Claudios missed a tackle again!

Claudios by Mike oxsmall December 25, 2019

scary simon

A man with black hair with grey streaks who speaks incredibly slowly, makes no sense at all, falls asleep in pubs and makes love to significantly older women

I was in the pub the other night and there was a Scary Simon asleep on the table

scary simon by Mike Oxsmall June 13, 2008