1 definition by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis

A penis so powerful all on lookers will stop and sit quietly to admire
"if i was married to your wife i think i'd resort to violence"

"why's that"
"She never shuts up, how do you deal with it"
"i show her the chief of staff and she goes to work"
by Mike Hawk is Pig Benis October 5, 2011
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