Definitions by Mike Hansen

Coach Fucker 

This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.

Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.

Coach Fucker by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006

shitface 

The act of being so incredibly drunk that you would probably run up and down the streets naked and have no fucking clue what happened the night before when you woke up the next morning.

Holy shit bro, I've never gotten so shitfaced before in my life.

shitface by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

Retard Fucker 

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

Retard Fucker by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

gray area 

The place where people don't know if it is something or not something

Bob said: If I cut myself, is it illegal?

Rob said: Well, I don't know Bob. That's sort of a gray area, haha.

gray area by Mike Hansen June 19, 2004