Mike Hansen's definitions

gray area

The place where people don't know if it is something or not something

Bob said: If I cut myself, is it illegal?

Rob said: Well, I don't know Bob. That's sort of a gray area, haha.

by Mike Hansen June 19, 2004

shitface

The act of being so incredibly drunk that you would probably run up and down the streets naked and have no fucking clue what happened the night before when you woke up the next morning.

Holy shit bro, I've never gotten so shitfaced before in my life.

by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004

Coach Fucker

This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.

Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.

by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006

Retard Fucker

A person who fucks retards.

Yo, dude! You see that kid over there?! Haha, he's such a retard fucker!

by Mike Hansen June 20, 2004