Q-nips

Q-nips = long, dangly, mangly, nips that result from daily breast feeding for about three or more years. See below...
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by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006
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John Wayne Bobbit

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Elaina Bobbit caught John Wayne Bobbit with his pants down, so she decided to grab his weenee and bobbit! <sword is for illustrative purposes only>
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Asperante

French / Italian for Parent-Ass. When you have the misfortune of hearing your parents get a piece of ass.
MARVIN (on the telephone): Hey, Brian, I need to come over ASAP.

BRIAN: Okay, but, why don't I come over there; your house is way cooler.

MARVIN: No, dude, Asperante! They're REALLY loud -- can't you hear them?

BRIAN: Oh, gross! You're right, I can! But, won't they be done real soon?

MARVIN: Hell no! The last time I was grounded, and I couldn't leave, and I timed them, and it was 1 hour and 47 minutes!

BRIAN: Alright, alright. Come over now dude. Sorry about the Asperante.

MARVIN RUNS OUT THE DOOR SO FAST, HE LEAVES THE DOOR AND SCREEN DOOR OPEN. THE DOG AND CAT SOON FIND OUT AND START ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD. THE CAT KILLS A BIRD AT MRS. HENDRIX BIRD FEEDER, AND THE DOG EATS TWO TODDLERS' ICE CREAM CONES. WHEN MARVIN GETS HOME, HE WILL BE GROUNDED. HE WILL EXPERIENCE THE NEXT ASPERANTE WITH ZERO RELIEF!
by Mike Bozdog June 24, 2006
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Beer Goggles Bitch

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A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!
by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006
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elfy

E veryone
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GROUP OF GUYS: Hi ELFY!

FOXY CHICK: Hi guys! Hey, John....

JOHN: What, ELFY.

FOXY CHICK: Why do you guys like to call me ELFY?

JOHN: 'Cuz your cute like a little elf!

FOXY CHICK: Gee, thanx guys.

GUYS: You're welcome ELFY!
by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006
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sinus friction

Slang for "nose picking", funny because it sounds like "science fiction".
PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident?

BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.
by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006
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Nombie

Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...
... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.
by Mike Bozdog August 15, 2006
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