Mike Bozdog's definitions

sinus friction

Slang for "nose picking", funny because it sounds like "science fiction".

PETER: So, Bobby, what caused your car accident?

BOBBY: Well, don't tell anyone, but ... sinus friction.

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

elfy

E veryone
L ikes to
F uck
Y ou!

GROUP OF GUYS: Hi ELFY!

FOXY CHICK: Hi guys! Hey, John....

JOHN: What, ELFY.

FOXY CHICK: Why do you guys like to call me ELFY?

JOHN: 'Cuz your cute like a little elf!

FOXY CHICK: Gee, thanx guys.

GUYS: You're welcome ELFY!

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

Q-tits

Q-tits = Breast feeding tits that look like this> QQ

On the subway I got a really good look at this 20ish Hispanic woman's Q-tits when she was nursing and she dropped her little baby blanket.

QQ

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

cunt stack

Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.

Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!

by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006

Q-nips

Q-nips = long, dangly, mangly, nips that result from daily breast feeding for about three or more years. See below...

Q-nips illustration:

QQ

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Beer Goggles Bitch

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--LET'S FUCK AGAIN!

A "beer goggles bitch" is an ugly woman you pick up at the bar at 2:30 AM when you are totally plastered. When you wake up, you can't believe what your eyes are showing you that you dragged home!

by Mike Bozdog June 20, 2006

Stanger

Someone who owns a Ford Mustang, which is commonly called a 'Stang.

Every Stanger worth their salt knows that the Mustang is available in special editions such as the Mach 1, Bullit, GT and Cobra. Carroll Shelby (car-roll?) and Steven Saleen (definitely worth his salt) are the top Mustang tuners. Jack Roush and Bobby Brown are up their as well.

by Mike Bozdog June 23, 2006