Definitions by Mike Amelsgone
Buttercrotch
Tom: Did you hook up with that girl from the party last night?
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
Dave: Yeah, but she was had a buttercrotch.
If my grandparents were still sexually active, I bet my grandfather would brag that my grandmother has a buttercrotch.
Buttercrotch by Mike Amelsgone July 26, 2011
Federlined
When a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother.
After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined.
You just got federlined, Bitch!
You just got federlined, Bitch!
Federlined by Mike Amelsgone June 28, 2011