Mike Adams 's definitions

Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.

1. You jastard

by Mike Adams November 12, 2003

Princess Victoria

Only the most beautiful, kind, sensual, sexy, erotic, and pleasant woman to be around in the whole world. Also shows spectacular mothering skills, and wifely duties.

I, Nanner Tha Mighty am the luckiest man in the world for being graced by THE one and only Princess Victoria every morning for the rest of my life.

by Mike Adams April 24, 2005

Sizz

A large stinky ass woman

Where’s sizz ? I can smell her from here

by Mike Adams January 14, 2018