Mike 's definitions

needle

1. (n.) One who for no reason at all utters the phrase G-g-g-g Unit in the middle of a conversation that has nothing to do with the rap group.

2. (n.) One who has a very small penis

Needle #1: Yo Dawg. Where u headin' fur lunch.
Needle #2: Prolly Mickie D's. I'm lovin it.
Needle#1: Aight G. Ill be there 4 shizzle. G-g-g-g UUUnitt.

by Mike December 29, 2003

agentabc

A coder who has a lot of skills

He's a real AgentABC

by Mike February 27, 2003

sac-stitch

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

by Mike August 6, 2003

skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.

by mike October 6, 2003

hardee

Noun, Adjective

1. Expressing agreement to an issue
2. Form of greeting between ICQ users
3. Universal reply to any form of expression
4. Often repeated several times, can be transformed by the general form: X-ardee where, after conjugation, X is any enouncible English alphabet.

I'm going to go outside and play some basketball! / Hardee~!~!~!

Yo, wassup? / Hardee jardee mardee pardee...

by mike April 15, 2003

hurdlite

one who believes in the way of the hurdle. worships the hurdle god.

I am a hurdlite.

by mike May 5, 2004

xss

cross site scripting.

the website suffers from an xss vulnerability allowing remote javascript execution.

by mike July 6, 2003