Mike 's definitions

sac-stitch

1. The one-dimensional crease along the scrotum that separates the two testicles. Continues, to turn into the two-dimensional grundle and eventually the three-dimensional anus.

2. Often used as a derogatory term to refer to people that are rank, disgusting, and/or worthless. Can be used interchangeably with "scrotum-crease."

To me, Greg, you are nothing more than a worthless sac-stitch.

by Mike August 6, 2003

agentabc

A coder who has a lot of skills

He's a real AgentABC

by Mike February 27, 2003

hot topic

A store where psuedo-punks/goths go buy their identity. I mean, clothes. Watch out, those kids that shop at Hot Topic sure are rebellious, I mean, what can be more rebellious than feeding a multi-million dollar company by buying a crapy overpriced Good Charlotte shirt to look different like everyone else? Buying a GG Allen shirt from some run down, fishy looking store owned by some shady looking dude? Nah.

You guys! I just bought this shirt with a pentagram on it! Isn't it cool! Daddy wouldn't let me buy it with his credit card, but since I'm so rebellious I stole it from him! Probation, here I come! I mean... The darkness that is my soul craved the dark energy emitted from this shirt showing my love for my dark lord. Yeah.

by Mike April 28, 2004

Triple O

Out of Order. Usually used when discovering a soda machine/ATM is Out of Order. Sounds like "triplow" when said.

"I wanted a soda, but the soda machine was Triple O."

by Mike May 3, 2004

Meats

slang for large tiers.

check out the meats on that car!

by mike December 4, 2003

eat-out

to lick pussy! i do this often. most men want to but they cant...so they lie. lesbians do this alot.

Doug ate out shannon at lindsay's house at night and made shannon moan really load. she went ohhhh doougggg fuck meeee nowwww. then she was fucked!

by mike August 11, 2003

dually twolliez

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

by Mike September 15, 2004