Mike's definitions

German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.

Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!

by Mike January 24, 2005

Covington

Covington, Kentucky is a city bordering Cincinnati, Ohio. To most, Covington, and the near Newport, Kentucky, have unofficially become part of Cincinnati.

From Northbout I-75, as you're going down the hill just as you're about to enter Covington, you can see a great view of Cincinnati.

by Mike February 3, 2005

rot puss

a chick that has a pussy disease like hiv aids crabs G.W.

Dude, that bitch got rot puss

by Mike December 6, 2003

hook up

To have sex with someone you are not currently dating or are in a commitment type of relationship with. This may occur when going on a date or on any random occasion.

Buck: So are you two dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we've just hooked up a few times.

by mike May 29, 2004

hard copy

Paper print up of an electronic document

Print me up the hard copy, Pronto!

by mike October 28, 2003

statix

pr0 cs player and damn sexy too!

i love you statix!
statix i love you!
statix is great!

by Mike October 17, 2004

horror punk

Another term for fiendcore and monster rock; a subgenre of punk with bands and songs defined by classic horror movies, murder, and other gruesome or grotesque themes of a horrific nature.

The only horror punk CD's the record store had were of Balzac and Misfits.

by Mike August 11, 2004