Definitions by Mike

double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.

"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"

double fucked by Mike September 20, 2004

quatsch 

Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"

What a load of quatsch

quatsch by Mike September 18, 2004

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

nifty by Mike September 17, 2004

handjob 

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

handjob by Mike September 15, 2004

dually twolliez 

The ultimate hand in poker. No hand, no matter what anyone says, will lose to the mighty force that is dually twolliez.

"Ha! WTF ur a N00B! I have 4 qces!!11!1one!1"

*clears throat*

"Ahem. Stfu, I have dually twolliez bizatch, you fuckin lose! Give me your house!"

*crying*

"Nooooooo! Blast those dually twolliez!"

dually twolliez by Mike September 15, 2004

7:30 

when a man has sex with a women when she is sleeping in bed at 7:30 in the morning

hey you pervert i was sleeping bastard

7:30 by mike September 15, 2004

school

a place where teenagers go to have sex in badly kept public washrooms

hey jessica this is boring lets go fuck in the bathroom

school by mike September 15, 2004