Mike's definitions

nerf hearder

one who herds nerfs

We must employ a new nerf hearder to deal with all those smelly little nerfs

by Mike May 2, 2003

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

snip snip

The white equivalent of "Skeet skeet" however different definition. This one can be anything you want it to mean. Use it any way you can.

This guy came up to me the other day and i was like 'snip snip' and he knew his role.

Sheeet- I walked in to the doctor's the other day, sat around, snip snip I was done in 20.

by mike March 22, 2004

haji

hand job... usually given as a reward of something good

Pendleberry is the haji-master

"hey kinger, if u score a goal ill give u a haji after the game"

by mike April 23, 2004

jabronie

a word that the Rock started as a craze but Jerry "the King" Lawler really origniated
a wannabe

guy #1: I'm dating a girl who wants to be punk.
guy #2: Well stop wasting your time and dump that jabronie!

by Mike January 4, 2004

cuurazy

A "bitch-ass motherfucking" word which describes a situation which is whack.

"Hello, I'm a stupid white boy."

"Stupid cracker, you be cuurazy!"

by Mike April 17, 2004

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 4, 2005