mac guyver'd

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

by mike September 16, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

nigga roll

A wad of cash with a large bill, such as a hundred, on the outside with ones on the inside. This way it looks like you have a lot of hundred dollar bills when you really don't.

I don't think you have that much money, that wouldn't be a nigga roll would it.

by Mike January 15, 2004

snab

Group of People

There is a whole SNAB of people over there.

by mike April 28, 2003

whynik

(why? + suffix "nik")—a person (often a child) who asks incessantly "why?" (a translation of Russian "pochemuchka")

This little whynik will drive me mad. Let him stop asking.

by Mike March 30, 2008

salvia

Salvia Divinorum, hallucinogenic herb of the mint family. Related to sage. Very, very strange, possibly the most bizarre drug out there. The buzz is unique and at the higher levels is beyond mind-blowing in its sheer oddity.

I smoked some 5x salvia leaf and thought I had become a pillar of glass that was supporting the sky while the ground beneath me became a river of leaves.

by mike March 27, 2004

Mothra

General word to say to break the silence.

(your in a room with people and nobody is talkin) ...Mothra!

by Mike March 18, 2004